One love is not enough; need more commitment to obligations in relation to each other. A girl can for the time being not to express dissatisfaction, but that does not mean that you meet all the subtleties of sexual etiquette. Recall, there are at least 26 things that you should not do in bed. 01. Do not wash "to" Yes, you're turned on by the smell of her body - but she can not answer such a compliment. If the natural scent of a woman is like musk, the fragrance of your often resembles an overripe tomato. Nasty odor can give your clothes - no woman would not want to pull off your pants, find the traces of your last five selections. Spend before appointment a detailed study of each of its slot with a piece of soap. 02. Apologize for the early finish your girlfriend need from you a shot when she has managed to get to the top of pleasure. She does not like excuses, like whining little boy of ten that he was late for a lesson from the fact that the translation grandmother across the street. When you feel that you're ready, and it is still not whisper, as she is sexy. It's certainly better than childish prattle.03. Turn sex into a routine Do you think sex - the same thing that repair the machine: sealed with a couple of wires, and if one day to work, why reinvent something else?
But you are dealing not with an electrical appliance, and a woman - sensual and changeable. Therefore, it is not necessary constantly rubbing it in one and the same place - it eventually will begin skin irritation. She needs you to listen to her feelings - when ponezhnichal, and when attacked her on the kitchen table. 04.Escape Contrary to popular belief, not all women are revel in hours of talk time after orgasm, clutching a partner in the stifling embrace. But after the sex she really need you by my side. When he finished, do not jump out of bed like a hot coal.Otherwise, it feels unbearably lonely - especially if you chmoknesh her natyanesh on his clothes and went in search of something more interesting. If you really can not wait to play on the computer, wait for at least until she falls asleep. 05.Pinching her cellulite You think that you show that you like it as a whole. A woman will understand differently: you drew attention to the most hated part of her body. All will end the dispute, in which you can not win ever. It is not necessary to bypass the weasel "orange peel". Stroking it just like everything else. And completely deny its existence, if a girl asks. 06.Staying in socks You think bare torso and a little lower for good sex is enough. "Why - you say yourself - do not leave my favorite socks alone?" What are you watching them? If the socks are white - as a stripper from the group Chippendale. Other color - and you soccer in the locker room. She did not want to, running his eyes over your muscular figure, found in the completion of a pair of socks ridiculous - so much undress entirely.
07. not give her sleep
Sex for you is not sex if it lasts less than an hour. But during this time her vagina is so numb that desire will come to naught.If you see that it is not finished in half an hour, help orally. Clearly, your cock is not in a working mood.
08. dissolve the legs
Once she whispered, "I love you all." But it does not mean you just right and certainly did not think about your heels. Rough, cracked feet - not the most powerful weapon in your arsenal, so not much to flaunt them. And once again you look: completely if they were clean. Bad smell - the fastest remedy for sex. 09. Caress the clitoris only to locate the clitoris, you perceive it as a great lever, which immediately cut in her passion at full capacity. And remain blissfully unaware that she is lying motionless in the ashes of their hopes, vainly waiting for you to switch to other parts of her body. Zalaskat and integrally it all before you head for the most sensitive area. And when you get there, be more careful. 10. Wipe When you are just starting to go down, she already feels uncomfortable. She's worried, it's nice if there her taste, enough moist, not wet there too ... So when you, as a diver emerges from the depths and, without pausing for a second, grab a napkin, do not hope to flatter your girlfriend. Kiss her first, and only if she complains, dry your face. And if not - a little extra moisture is not deadly. 11. Acrobatics Putting the girl in any position you invented for it can be humiliating and painful. Your friend should know what they are capable of its limbs. Do not try to confuse her so that her legs caught in the neck. First rendered his innovative ideas on mutual consideration - the response will be much better than if you start to turn it around, like a sheep during shearing. 12. Ask, "How are you?" Even though you do not doubt that your loving participation melt a woman's heart, the peak of sex - not the time to ask whether all her OK. It just presented itself in the hands of muscular mechanics, with the power of taking it on the hood - and here is your falsetto voice reminiscent of the baby and referring to her as an idiot. It will crash from the heights of his dreams in his arms squeaky Piglet and hardly will thank you for it. 13. Sweat Vzmoknut during sex is only natural - but undesirable sprinkle girl then. Show her that you're not a god of love, and with the type of greasy too active glands - then instantly inspire her self-loathing. Remember Tom Cruise in the movie "Mission: Impossible" - should drop one droplet, and the alarm will sound. Blot the forehead with his hand, and generally better let the girl upstairs.
14 Dirty expressed
You read somewhere that it awakens in the rough woman savagery. Yes, if obscenity told to place. If not, she will be in an awkward situation, trying to stifle a giggle your savory frazochki. Some light battle - and enough. 15. Scream and moan If scheduled break in the German porn star, do not use as a training his girlfriend. It is unlikely to support your initiatives. Bawl: "Yes, Yes! Feel it!" - Just to amuse her with his ridiculous attempts to be sexy. Show off some other time. 16. Overdo rudeness What do you see as the zealous, passionate intercourse, she may not like it. Sometimes it works and straightforward schedule - the missionary position, or "it is on top." And adjusts the depth of penetration - if pleases imitate dog, you can not be on top, beating inside her as a member, as the Tatar-Mongols rams in the capture of Ryazan in 1237. If you are a fan "Doggie-style" implements and gently move it in an easy to beat. 17. Require that the lights were you not ashamed of your torso Tarzan, so blinding light your sexual pleasure only benefit: see every curve of her body and you can get condoms without nerves. But the idea is not so included chandeliers admire your friend: because you will notice every extra centimeter dryablovatuyu somewhere skin and unsightly spots, pimples. Absolute darkness is not necessary, but including a night light: so both of you will feel inadequate. 18. Teasing her nipples do not like women to be a fool. Therefore, imitation four-month baby, relishes the nipple will not lead her into raptures. Never obslyunyavlivay and do not let go to squish the nipple: she must hate you for mockery of her body. Be gentle, gasping for nipple only when assured of sufficient supply of air. 19. Too hard to pull her breasts When you bottom, of course, I want to catch as much as possible. And usually it turns out that you pull her breasts to him. For a girl it is not only painful, but by the same turns it into a mother of a 17 dityami and two inflated bags hanging from the chest. Women feel their sexuality when their breasts are the most converging. Therefore, always pushing it up. 20. SpeshitTy come at the right state for three seconds, and suggests that it is not far behind. Except that it does not always keep up with grease in your member, it responds to caresses and kisses.Trying seksovatsya, ignoring, if a girl grew moist as well attempts to squeeze a horse in a dog kennel: debilitating crush without any appreciable result.
21 Giving herself to undress
the girl is not necessarily to you every night respectfully undid her bra. But it is even less willing to hold in front of you to show a contraction of the dress over her head. Than to lie on your back and laugh at this entertaining presentation, better start kissing her, while she was still dressed. Turn exemption covers a part of the process. 22. Answer calls on mobile This may be the most urgent news - for example, the change of venue of the match, "Spartacus" in the Champions League. Talk something for a second! For you it is a little break, but the girl would think that you are happy to have traded on a date with her trifling talk with a friend. Remember that paying for a phone with a built-in compartment for messages - and let it run. 23.Gnash their teeth kiss during sex - it's so romantic. And you all the way to strain your neck muscles, trying furiously to cover her mouth with his. Unfortunately, you are disturbing himself, moving up and down like a piston - so instead of a gentle kiss turns hellish gnashing of teeth. Do not try to ensure that it is the dentist's work - kiss the girl before and after, not during.24. Run in the middle of the process in the toilet of course, your bladder - the last thing you think during foreplay, so do not be surprised when a few minutes to start a familiar tide. I think the girls will be happy to wait for your return? No. She will lie abandoned, cools, and her sexual appetite is slowly but surely creep to the mark "zero". Ill-timed sprint to the bathroom can be regarded as a request not to bother with their presence. Until you come back, it's already time to get dressed, after calling a taxi. Conclusion: go to the toilet beforehand. 25. Be selfish to provide her massaging his penis to full immersion in nirvana, you're hoping that the service for the service do not have to respond. In today's atmosphere of gender equality, this custom is dying out - so do not expect a blow job if you do not return oral pleasure. And do not dive into her genitals on the chin. Model behavior: cat, Lacan's milk, and not a hyena over the corpse of an antelope.
26 All through the night to look for the G-spot
you proud of his erudition about the G-spot and is ready to bring his girlfriend in blissful awe, tracked down and caught the beast. Just stop rummaging through the vagina with a flashlight! Try to inspect the tip of your finger - perhaps grope something small and porous. This is the point G. Pat. If there is no reaction, Knock it off and go do something more effective.
SEX ETIQUETTE
Sexual etiquette is very similar to any other etiquette. If you know how to deal with a toothpick and who takes the first hand, the probability to be trapped on the love bed is negligible. However, the sex - it's the case that exceptions may be greater than the rules. Rule: Gentleman lady skips forward. Features of female physiology is such that in order to achieve sexual gratification woman requires more time and effort. Sacred duty of man - to take care of her first orgasm, and only then - on his own. Exception: The best vaccine against boredom and cool feelings - "the day of the egoist" who can be held about once a month. Those who chose the selfish, should forget about any altruistic proclivities, and partner, on the contrary, should care about the hero of the day, showing the wonders of self-denial. Naturally, the right of priority of orgasm is not discussed. Rule: During the meal observed sequence of dishes: salad, soup, main, dessert. Oh, it's the cornerstone of a sexually-pedagogical literature: first - "appetizer", ie kissing, hugging, which fades into the more persistent affection, and then - "main course."Otherwise - "you will lose your sweet!" Exception: There are times when the desire to get the "sweet" is so great that there is no need for foreplay, failing to appear. Sometimes spontaneous sex can be more vivid and exciting than languidly sweet foreplay - here triggered laws surprises "forbidden fruit" (especially if the proximity occurs in semi-public place, forcing the "ready" sex). Rule: On the walk man always comes with dangerous side - from the side of the carriageway. Mastering the "Kama Sutra" (especially anatomically unsuitable for our positions), the man must take care of the safety partner. Otherwise, the evening started so promising could end in the emergency room. Exception: If the initiator of risky experiments is a woman, most of the responsibility falls on her. She, at least, should be at least roughly imagine that if her partner will bend one leg at an angle of 45 degrees, and the other perpendicular to the neck and pull without changing the position of the body, produce copulation, then reduce a dislocation have it. After the meal taken thank the hosts for their hospitality and the pleasant company (even if the treat was not very tasty, and communication - not very interesting). Sexually, this rule does not work, because everything a person says in the first five seconds after the orgasm has nothing to do with the conscious brain activity and even more so - to the rules of etiquette. Actually, the best evidence that it was a superclass is not a torrent: "superclass", but rather a non-verbal expression of feelings - moans, cries, sighs. It sounds like the highest praise and gratitude hot.